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SPO stands for Stupid Pet Owners. Why do we let just anyone have a dog? Why?!?!
I joined this thing called "freecyclers". The idea is if you have things that you don't want but which still might be useful (clothes you've grown out of, appliances you've upgraded out of, gift certificates you'll never use) you post them to the list and people ask if they can have them. You then pick a recipient and arrange for pick-up. You can also post "wanted" if you're looking for things. You'd be amazed what people ask for that they think they will get for free. So far my favourite has been "a working car" o_0
Anyway, today a request comes through and I just want to throttle the person on the other end. It reads:
"We are looking for a male dog who is ready to stud immediately. The female is a Shitzu-schauzer cross. We live in Devon but arrangements can be made regarding transporting."
You have some mutty cross that you want to mate with god knows what else, and you've thought about it exactly far enough ahead to... oh right, you didn't think ahead. Your dog came into heat and this morning you woke up and said to yourself "puppies would be fun". The humane society is overflowing with dogs, and perfectly good animals get put to sleep all the time because of a lack of good homes. And then you get dipshits like this thinking "puppies would be fun". I'm guessing the family pet is really great and they want a new one for when this one dies and the other 3-6 puppies will be by-products of this experiment. I would bet they haven't found homes for a single one and won't even attempt to do so until after the miraculous event. I hope the stud dog bites them. Heck, I hope their own dog bites them.
And they can't even fucking spell. What is a schauzer? I hate you whoever you are.
I joined this thing called "freecyclers". The idea is if you have things that you don't want but which still might be useful (clothes you've grown out of, appliances you've upgraded out of, gift certificates you'll never use) you post them to the list and people ask if they can have them. You then pick a recipient and arrange for pick-up. You can also post "wanted" if you're looking for things. You'd be amazed what people ask for that they think they will get for free. So far my favourite has been "a working car" o_0
Anyway, today a request comes through and I just want to throttle the person on the other end. It reads:
"We are looking for a male dog who is ready to stud immediately. The female is a Shitzu-schauzer cross. We live in Devon but arrangements can be made regarding transporting."
You have some mutty cross that you want to mate with god knows what else, and you've thought about it exactly far enough ahead to... oh right, you didn't think ahead. Your dog came into heat and this morning you woke up and said to yourself "puppies would be fun". The humane society is overflowing with dogs, and perfectly good animals get put to sleep all the time because of a lack of good homes. And then you get dipshits like this thinking "puppies would be fun". I'm guessing the family pet is really great and they want a new one for when this one dies and the other 3-6 puppies will be by-products of this experiment. I would bet they haven't found homes for a single one and won't even attempt to do so until after the miraculous event. I hope the stud dog bites them. Heck, I hope their own dog bites them.
And they can't even fucking spell. What is a schauzer? I hate you whoever you are.
