Aaargh is for ignorance!

So I'm playing World of Warcraft (yes I know I should be applying for jobs or writing thankyou cards or making dinner, I'll get right on that) and I partner up with this stay at home mom. She is COMPLETELY clueless as a player. She's playing the same character class as me, so I'm trying to give her tips on smarter, more strategic game play. She's, well, not getting it, but that's not my problem.

( WoW player wank behind cut )