A naughty laugh

A funny for real_jayde

A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was
very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you look" and couldn't
remember ever having seen her before and apologized. "Look," she said,
"I'm really sorry, but when I first saw you, I thought you were the
father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, what is the world coming
to, here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her
children!

Then he got a little panicky. I don't remember her, he thought, but,
MAYBE....during one of the wild parties I went to when I was in college,
perhaps I DID father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in
the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college
and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in
front of everyone?"

"No!" she said with a horrified look on her face, "I'm your son's
second-grade teacher