This report made me grin. It reminded me of the fact that I bought several cat beds (some time ago) to cure them of their meddling & tiresome bedroom fixations. They adored the new beds - but still tried to sneek into the bedroom. Always. I think there's no cure. In all the pet books I've read, it says you need to make them get used to their own beds when they are very young. Guess I was just too late :(
well, good luck!

Is the phone nightmare still not over?